Though “50 Shades of Grey” is not coming out anytime soon, the cast has already launched a global press tour to match its global trailer. We’re clearly going to be seeing a lot of our Christian Grey, model and actor Jamie Dornan, over the next few months. Understandably, a reporter for the UK’s Guardian spent much of a recent interview with JD trying to find a discernable flaw. Here are the best contenders:He’s always doing push-ups:“In fact, he thinks he is ‘probably quite irritating to live with’ because he has a condition which means his adrenaline levels are abnormally high, so he is always dropping to the floor at home and doing press-ups.”He doesn’t watch his weight:“In fact he usually drinks beer, and opens a bottle of wine every night after helping his wife put their 11-month-old daughter to bed. And he eats ‘any old crap. I could eat 10 packs of Hula Hoops a day and not think about it.'”He and his wife never read Fifty Shades:“‘Because we are the types of people who have the Guardian as our home page.’”He’s not into spanking:“As part of his research he went along to a BDSM dungeon in Vancouver, where he watched “a perfectly sweet and normal woman” enjoying being spanked. “There may well be a repressed side to some women who long for that kind of thrill in their everyday life,” he says with a shrug.”He wasn’t comfortable as a highly-paid male model:“‘I’d always say I was an actor.’” This said, he protests that he has ‘great respect’ for the fashion industry. ‘But the fact that I lied about what I did proves that I mustn’t have been hugely comfortable with the label. I’m still haunted by the reaction my dad got when he told his friends what I did for a living.'”