Liz Lemon from “30 Rock” – Fearful
After Santa betrayed her, Liz’s love life took a turn for the worse. Between her insanely high expectations (hello, Astronaut Mike Dexter), her extensive list of dealbreakers and her desire to start a relationship 12 years in, dating isn’t exactly her specialty.
She’ll go back to a dud like Dennis Duffy to cure her lonely heart, then find a way to avoid the next level when the guy might actually be good for her (“Sex makes all the people go away!”). Not the best recipe for finding a Future Husband.