George Costanza from “Seinfeld” – Fearful
George is the short, bald and portly guy you never want to bring to meet your parents. Fortunately, you won’t have to because he’ll probably break up with you first. George tries to break up with one woman by telling her he’s gay, dates another to get an extension on his unemployment and inadvertently kills his fiancé with cheap invitations after repeatedly trying to break up with her. Terrified of direct confrontation, George lies and cheats his way through pretty much every interaction. He wants approval as desperately as he wants freedom. We’re guessing Mr. and Mrs. Costanza had something to do with that.