Niecy Nash It's Hard to Fight Naked

“Reno 911” star Niecy Nash brings the “quick-witted honesty you almost never see in an actress” to the latest issue of Playboy, where she’s promoting her sex-and-relationship book It’s Hard to Fight Naked. Which, Nash joked to the Playboy reporter, should have been called Stomach Full, Penis Empty: A Woman’s Guide to a Happy Marriage. Ha ha ha ha I laughed so hard at that one I crumbled the patriarchy.

The actress’ mantra is “A BJ a day keeps the divorce attorney away” which fits right in with her belief that “men are profoundly simplistic.” Well, we couldn’t find any data on oral sex specifically, but a 1995 study cited by the Kinsey Institute did find that couples with higher marital satisfaction reported higher frequencies of sex. So she kinda has a point.

Another Nash gem, “[Women] are more complicated than [men] are and I think that women are more generous with oral sex because we nurture by nature.” A cool thing about this world is that everyone is allowed to write their own beliefs in their own books. Some of those books get published though. Oh well! Bye.

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