If there’s one photo from 2014 that’s burned into your brain, chances are its from the Reddit AMA where a man opened up about his two fully functional penises. One year later, “DoubleDickDude” is back with a memoir entitled Double Header: My Life with Two Penises. And your 2015 reading list starts….now.

“DoubleDickDude” upgraded to the name “DiphallicDude” to publish an anonymous tell-all about life with the medical condition, termed “diphallia.” Diphallia — which literally means “two penises” — has no other recorded similar cases. Apparently, diphallia can be “gruesome and often deadly”, but DiphallicDude seems to have a lovely life – the Reddit AMA revealed he’s living an open, bisexual life and in an exclusive relationship with a man and woman.

The memoir will span his many (many) sexual exploits: DD claims to have slept with more than 1,000 men and women. Here’s DD talking to Rolling Stone about his partners over the years. Commit this verse to memory next time you’re having a body image issue:

I’ve seen third nipples and girls with enormous clitorises. I’ve been with guys who had a micro-penis and guys with penises larger than my right one. I’ve seen girls with massive, shockingly large labia to guys with a ridiculous amount of foreskin. Not to exclude the penises with huge veins, gigantic heads with really thin shafts. Last but not least, lots of extremely worn out orifices.

We’ll leave you with some more good vibes from DiphallicDude, “With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.” Hear, hear! Especially if its a second dick.

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