We’re not so sure we believe this story, but a British man claims he spent $150,000 on over 50 plastic surgeries to look like Kim Kardashian.

Jordan James Parke, 23 from Manchester, has made his Instagram private. But pictures of him abound on the Internet with thick, overly-injected lips and equally thick drawn-on brows, luxuriating in furs. Parke allegedly gotten Botox, laser hair removal, lip and cheek fillers and eyebrow tattoos to try and keep up with his favorite Kardashian. “I love everything about Kim,” the makeup artist told the UK’s tabloid The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”

You do you, buddy … or, I guess, you do Kim.

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