It’s always nice to see married couples make decisions together. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West have decided it’s time for the Mrs. to move her breasts to the spotlight. Kim has hired a makeup artist just for her boobs, according to AZ Central via the UK’s Sun. “Kim doesn’t want to be known for just her backside,” says AZ Central, “Kanye is on board.”
Contouring expert Jessica Mirdita will use bronzer and highlighter to give Kim an “instant boob job.” (Who know it was so easy?) Meanwhile, stylist Renelou Padora will attack on the clothes front, which we presume means finding cuts that will show off Kim’s forward-facing assets. Please take a second to picture a team of four at a conference table discussing your boobs. If you like what you see, fame is for you.
Team Kardashian Boob may have a long road ahead. Kim shared recently that Kanye threw out her clothes when they first met. “I was obsessed with glitter, rhinestone heels and the kind of clothes I now laugh at, and he threw them all out. I said, ‘Well I’m going to save them for my daughter one day.’ And [Kanye] said, ‘Well if it’s going to be our daughter, she’s never going to wear those!'” Blessings to all concerned.