This is Rodrigo Alves, a London flight attendant who has spent $265,000 on plastic surgery. According to People magazine, Alves has undergone 30 surgeries and achieved a Ken Doll-like appearance (although he claims the likeness is coincidental). I’m honestly not sure if that’s better or worse than purposefully getting plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian.Aviles explained his radical body modification on Instagram:

“I used to be fat, misshaped and bullied to death when I was a teen up to the point that I decided to reinvent my self.I never set out to look like the #kendoll it was a nick name given by my friends and the press which doesn’t bother me at all. I just wanted to be a better person and I truly am #happy”

Alves’ surgeries include four nose jobs, liposuction, six-pack implants, Botox fillers, and pinning back his toes (not sure we want to Google what that even means), according to the UK’s Daily Mail. He also underwent a $22,000 stem cell procedure in an attempt to halt the aging process. Doctors in the UK eventually started turning Alves away, so he traveled to Colombia for further procedures.Alves claims his body is “long-term maintenance” and calls himself a “perfectionist.” Unfortunately he’s not the first “perfectionist” — hello, human Barbie dolls — and he won’t be the last.Related Articles: Plastic Surgery DisastersBritish Man Spends $150K on 50 Surgeries to Look Like Kim Kardashian